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« on: January 16, 2007, 11:28:17 PM »

Dear all,

Here is the beginners guide on how to access the X-Men Section for X-North:

1.Take off all clothes
2.Stand in front of a mirror
3.Paint 12 celtic symbols on your body using woad
4,Make your "war face" into the mirror whilst shouting "I am a X-Men"
5.Then proceed to your nearest police whilst holding a frozen chicken in your left hand & a blue marigold glove on your right hand
6.Stand outside the police station shouting, at the top of your voice, the song of the "The Trooper", by "Iron Maiden"
7.Return back to your domicile at a run which would be calculated to beat Linford Christie
8.Once inside your domicile build a shrine to X-North, complete with Icons of X-man & the other moderators of X-North
9.Eat the chicken raw whilst placing the marigold on your head
10.Log onto the X-North site & pen a 1000 word paen of praise each to X-man & the other moderators of X-North
11.Become the devoted slave & lackey of X-man & the other moderators of X-North
12.If you complete the above tasks successfully, then, & only then, will you be admitted to X-Men

Alternatively, you could give me £1000 and I will sort it out for you Afro Afro Afro Afro  Cannot say fairer than that.

Regards,
falcos coolsmiley
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 12:04:58 AM »

or...

Just be a bloke and post a few times.   Afro
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2016, 07:46:42 AM »

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Just be a bloke and post a few times.   Afro
Now that I can just about manage I think Falcos tasks might be a little trickier
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2016, 11:51:38 PM »

or...

Just be a bloke and post a few times.   Afro
Now that I can just about manage I think Falcos tasks might be a little trickier
I would pay to watch someone use Falcos' method LOL
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