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« on: January 16, 2007, 11:28:17 PM » |
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Dear all, Here is the beginners guide on how to access the X-Men Section for X-North: 1.Take off all clothes 2.Stand in front of a mirror 3.Paint 12 celtic symbols on your body using woad 4,Make your "war face" into the mirror whilst shouting "I am a X-Men" 5.Then proceed to your nearest police whilst holding a frozen chicken in your left hand & a blue marigold glove on your right hand 6.Stand outside the police station shouting, at the top of your voice, the song of the "The Trooper", by "Iron Maiden" 7.Return back to your domicile at a run which would be calculated to beat Linford Christie 8.Once inside your domicile build a shrine to X-North, complete with Icons of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 9.Eat the chicken raw whilst placing the marigold on your head 10.Log onto the X-North site & pen a 1000 word paen of praise each to X-man & the other moderators of X-North 11.Become the devoted slave & lackey of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 12.If you complete the above tasks successfully, then, & only then, will you be admitted to X-Men Alternatively, you could give me £1000 and I will sort it out for you  Cannot say fairer than that. Regards, falcos  |
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 12:04:58 AM » |
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or... Just be a bloke and post a few times. |
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 02:33:58 PM » |
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Obviously I am not posting enough yet!!
How many post do you have to make to join the x-men section? Does it happen automatically or do you have to ask and if so who is the best person to ask? |
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 05:32:44 PM » |
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Hello walter Its not an automatic thing.........your account settings will be changed so you can pop in and have a peep A bit more patience  kisses leigh xx |
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 04:04:19 PM » |
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And me too pretty please
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2008, 05:25:07 PM » |
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Now im a senior member how do I get into the x-men section, or am I not allowed
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009, 10:37:47 PM » |
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I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm now a X-Men and I didn't even have to carry out those tasks that Falcos said :D
A BIG thanks to who-ever it was that gave me the status!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 08:30:43 PM » |
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I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm now a X-Men and I didn't even have to carry out those tasks that Falcos said :D
A BIG thanks to who-ever it was that gave me the status!!
You bragger... So am I! Woop! Woop!   MrDoggie |
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 11:32:28 PM » |
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Ah verbal tell the truth i bet you did 1,2,3,4 of falcos guide above kisses leigh xx |
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 11:21:10 AM » |
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Ah verbal tell the truth i bet you did 1,2,3,4 of falcos guide above kisses leigh xx Hasn't everybody, at least once  |
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 05:36:38 PM » |
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Dear all, Here is the beginners guide on how to access the X-Men Section for X-North: 1.Take off all clothes 2.Stand in front of a mirror 3.Paint 12 celtic symbols on your body using woad 4,Make your "war face" into the mirror whilst shouting "I am a X-Men" 5.Then proceed to your nearest police whilst holding a frozen chicken in your left hand & a blue marigold glove on your right hand 6.Stand outside the police station shouting, at the top of your voice, the song of the "The Trooper", by "Iron Maiden" 7.Return back to your domicile at a run which would be calculated to beat Linford Christie 8.Once inside your domicile build a shrine to X-North, complete with Icons of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 9.Eat the chicken raw whilst placing the marigold on your head 10.Log onto the X-North site & pen a 1000 word paen of praise each to X-man & the other moderators of X-North 11.Become the devoted slave & lackey of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 12.If you complete the above tasks successfully, then, & only then, will you be admitted to X-Men Alternatively, you could give me £1000 and I will sort it out for you Cannot say fairer than that. Regards, falcos Would you settle for my "cum" face??!!  haha |
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 08:47:28 PM » |
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I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm now a X-Men and I didn't even have to carry out those tasks that Falcos said :D
A BIG thanks to who-ever it was that gave me the status!!
You bragger... So am I! Woop! Woop! MrDoggieDamn, looks like they let anyone in there nowadays Ah verbal tell the truth i bet you did 1,2,3,4 of falcos guide above kisses leigh xx How did you know  Dear all, Here is the beginners guide on how to access the X-Men Section for X-North: 1.Take off all clothes 2.Stand in front of a mirror 3.Paint 12 celtic symbols on your body using woad 4,Make your "war face" into the mirror whilst shouting "I am a X-Men" 5.Then proceed to your nearest police whilst holding a frozen chicken in your left hand & a blue marigold glove on your right hand 6.Stand outside the police station shouting, at the top of your voice, the song of the "The Trooper", by "Iron Maiden" 7.Return back to your domicile at a run which would be calculated to beat Linford Christie 8.Once inside your domicile build a shrine to X-North, complete with Icons of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 9.Eat the chicken raw whilst placing the marigold on your head 10.Log onto the X-North site & pen a 1000 word paen of praise each to X-man & the other moderators of X-North 11.Become the devoted slave & lackey of X-man & the other moderators of X-North 12.If you complete the above tasks successfully, then, & only then, will you be admitted to X-Men Alternatively, you could give me £1000 and I will sort it out for you Cannot say fairer than that. Regards, falcos Would you settle for my "cum" face??!! haha It's not like you to come out with something like that, Riggers! PMSL |
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 08:12:37 AM » |
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Ok so almost everyone at the party copped a feel of my man bits at the party, and I'm told there are even photos lol so can I be an x-man already?
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 06:15:03 PM » |
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2010, 12:30:53 AM » |
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Sadly, I was short of a grand, so followed the other steps.
Sadly I got to step 5 but supermarket were all out of frozen chickens, so bernard matthews turkey drumsticks had to suffice......they weren't too pleased....maybe if the breadcumbs hadn't dropped into their cuppas(!)
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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2010, 02:08:18 PM » |
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Can I join ?
Pretty Please
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